President Lincoln has important tasks to do besides emancipating enslaved peoples... that's right, he's drafting a proclamation called "Lettuce Hay-ve Naps. Despite enduring the responsibilities associated with leading a nation, Lincoln is extremely chill and lays around like a blob all day. You can walk up to him and start petting him and he hardly moves. Lincoln wants more than anything to find love again and a companion to liven him up. Make his day?